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Metaphors Are Lies
What this score means
Your AEO score measures whether AI search engines (ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, Gemini) can actually read your site and cite it in answers. Two-thirds of websites are invisible to them. Metaphors Are Lies just got measured.
4/10 means Metaphors Are Lies is borderline visible. AI bots can crawl your site but your structured-data signals are thin. You are at risk of being skipped when buyers ask AI for a recommendation.
About Metaphors Are Lies
A newsletter about how technology bullsh*t harms society, written by a programmer and lover of tech, with occasional book reviews, sarcastic stories about killing monsters and fighting capitalism, and comments on hockey as palate cleansers. Click to read Metaphors Are Lies, by K.C. Vellum, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
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Industry: Technology
kevinvellum.comAI Visibility Breakdown
1
Structured Data
7
Content Structure
6
Entity Clarity
4
E-E-A-T Signals
6
Technical AEO
2
AI Discoverability
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Source & Attribution
Scored by Engagemii on June 28, 2026. Methodology: engagemii.com/aeo/methodology
Source URL: https://engagemii.com/aeo/brands/kevinvellum
Cite this score: Engagemii (2026). "AEO Score for Metaphors Are Lies." Retrieved from https://engagemii.com/aeo/brands/kevinvellum
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